i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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