and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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