if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
