So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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