She's JV to your varsity
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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