Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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