So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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