She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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