If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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