Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
They have beer where we have blood.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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