i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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