Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
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Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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