dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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