I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
try to milk me bitch
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize