Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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