grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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