Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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