Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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