he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I cut my penus on the lid.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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