i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
