her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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