I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Can Purell be used as lube?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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