Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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