people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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