He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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