I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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