margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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