you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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