summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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