no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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