I'm gonna have a badass scar
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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