Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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