Don't you send me to vm
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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