I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
there is puke in my bra ... again
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