I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Farmville is her only friend.
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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