plz talk dirty to me
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Text me some of your sweat
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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