Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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