I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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