did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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