I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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