Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I believe in your delicious
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
