We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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