I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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