...so i touched it.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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