The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
My nipple is on Facebook.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?