Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..