Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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