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god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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