He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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