And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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