hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
