Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
