She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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