Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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