When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
please come you make the beer taste better
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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